You guys need to shut the fuck up and stop talking about Among Us. Yesterday I was in the bathroom trying to hit one, and when I looked at the head of my dick, I thought "hehe, looks like the character from Among Us." "Haha, my cock is sus."

And do you know what happened?? I lost my erection. I LOST MY FUCKING ERECTION BECAUSE OF YOU WHO DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME. HOLY BITCH WHAT YOU DID TO MY BRAIN YOU DAUGHTER BITCH BAND I HATE YOU ALL